It's a lifestyle
Aspiring Stand Up Comedian
Nick Kroll lets do business
If you’re here on purpose I don’t know what to tell you.
One of the OGs of the league. League accountant/bill collector. I don’t wanna hear any shit I’ll win this league eventually. 3x family league winner (yea so what my nephews are in it, they’re better than my brother-in-law), 1/1 in my work league so far (easy $$), and current reigning champ in my other friends league (Eat shit pink). If you’re on my side get ready for a ride, because just like the Jets we’re right there and no one’s gunna believe it when it finally happens.
QB: Patty Mahomes
RB: Big Truss
RB2: 4.6 points at best
WR: Julio “Catches Everything” Jones
WR: Tyreek
Flex: I flip Yeezys
TE: Austin Hooper…. then Mike Gesicki… then Jason Witten
DEF: Saints
Kicker: Robbie Gould porbably
Bench: I prefer dumbbell work
Favorite Halloween Costume: Sheet Ghost
GM of Team Arcamone
(2016 – 2017)
No one asked so shut up. #LongLiveKelvinBenjamin
GM of Jameis’ Crab Shack
(2017 – 2018)
Squeezed in to the playoffs, lost in the first round. Stole some crab legs after.
GM of Rick and Mor-TDs
(2018 – 2019)
Another year squeezing in to the playoffs (my speciality) and another first round loss.
GM of Julio’s Waffle House
(2019 – 2020)
This was the year. Then I had to take the trip to Europe with my girlfriend. All I did was gain 15 pounds and go on a 4 game losing streak to end the season and miss the playoffs. 3rd highest scorer in the league ends up 5-8… horseshit. Mahomes, Ingram, Tyreek, Julio and Hooper (drafting him every year finally paid off)…. but fuck me right? Injuries and bullshit, bullshit and injuries. I hate you all.
GM of Tony’s Lawnscaping Service
(2020 – 2021)
If I win the league this year im going to the casino and putting $500 on black
This week’s bets, lines courtesy of ESPN Fantasy and Tony Tens Mud Monkeys (+10.5) v Julios Waffe House (-10.5) Tony’s Lines: Waffles -160, Mud Monkeys at +210 Action taken:Dannys got $10 and a Wendy’s 4 for $4 against Tony on the spread, taking Mud…
